Insults Jokes


YO' MAMA IS SO UGLY... BUCKET OF WATER
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor put her in a bucket of water to see which end would come up for air.....
YO' MAMA IS SO DIRTY... BATH
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to creep up and take the bath by surprise.....
DEAN EDWARDS: TO BE MICHAEL JACKSON
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When I was younger, I wanted to be Michael. You know, my friends, they were like, 'I want to be doctor. I want to be a lawyer.' I was like, 'I want to....
YO' MAMA VS. NY JETS
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Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.....
YO' MAMA IS SO NASTY... ALMOND JOY
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar -- full of nuts.....
YO' MAMA IS SO UGLY... PORTRAITS
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.....
YO' MAMA'S TEETH... FIELD GOAL
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Yo' Mama's teeth have so many gaps, I don't know whether to laugh or kick a field goal.....
TWINKIE INSULT
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I haven't seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.....
CALIFORNIA
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Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Hella.....
YO' MAMA IS SO STUPID... UMBILICAL CORD
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when you were born, she saw the umbilical cord and said, "Hey, it comes with cable."....
YO' MAMA IS SO STUPID... ILLEGITIMATE
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.....
YO' MAMA'S GLASSES... MAP
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Yo' Mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks on a map, she sees people waving.....