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RAINY DAY COP
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A guy gets pulled over for speeding on a rainy day. The cop says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?" The driver sa....
RON RICHARDS: CAR PHONE IN A YUGO
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I was driving down here tonight; I saw a guy talking on a car phone in a Yugo. I was thinking, 'Who's he talking to -- Kmart?'....
BILL SANTIAGO: BUSH'S EDGE IN MIAMI
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George Bush speaks Spanish. That's why they love him in Miami -- 'cause he speaks Spanish and 'cause he hates Castro. Won't even refer to Castro as 'p....
YO' MAMA IS SO STUPID... VOTING
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.....
YO' MAMA IS SO STANKY... ODOR EATERS
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she used Odor-Eaters and completely disappeared.....
GILSON LUBIN: IN LOVE WITH PARIS HILTON
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I have a friend who's in love. He's always bragging about Paris Hilton, like she's the hottest chick on the planet. And I disagree -- mostly because s....
SIGNS YOU ARE A LOSER
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1. Your dog rather rub up against the wall than have you pet it. 2. All the numbers in your little black book start with "1-900." 3. Due to excessi....
YO' MAMA IS SO STUPID... FAVORITE COLOR
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her favorite color is clear.....
YO' MAMA IS SO STUPID... VENTILATION
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.....
I'M GLAD YOU'RE SHORT
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I'm glad you're short. It gives me less to complain about.....
THINGS YOUR MOM WOULD NEVER SAY TO YOU
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How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back? Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too. Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for....
YO' MAMA IS SO STUPID... BATTERIES
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.....