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SAG MEETING
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Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A. "If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts."....
SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE
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John: I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you? Bob: I'm not sure. What was your wife's maiden name?....
THINGS MEN DON'T SAY
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-- Let's watch Lifetime. -- Sex is overrated. -- I don't want to go too far on the first date. -- Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts t....
MARK CRAIG TAYLOR: FROM LOVERS TO TEAMMATES
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Once that baby hits, you go from being lovers to teammates. It's like, 'Feed her. Pass her. Burp her. Pass her. Clean her. Pass her. Diaper. Pass her.....
WHAT'S GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE ...
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What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger....
SABRINA MATTHEWS: NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY
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So, it's National Coming Out Day. I'm walking through Dallas/Fort Worth airport. I got my National Coming Out Day t-shirt on 'cause I'm proud -- got a....
ROBOT BOOTY CALL... ATTRACTION
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You must be a magnet, because you are attracting me. Perhaps it is because I am made entirely of metal.....
WHO WEARS THE PANTS?
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A newlywed couple unpacks in their honeymoon suite. The husband takes off his pants. "Put these on," he says to his wife. She does, but the pants a....
CHRIS MCGUIRE: OLD FASHIONED PERVERTS
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It makes me wonder whether or not there are some old school pedophiles who don't have computers, and they sit around and tell the new pedophiles how e....
IN CIDER
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A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider. "Why do you want a glass o....
RODEO...
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What is a Rodeofuck? You start by screwing your wife doggie-style, then you put your hands on her shoulders then whisper in her ear that her sister is....
SHE SAID, HE HEARD
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What a woman says: This place is a mess! Right now -- c'mon -- you and I need to clean up. Your stuff's all over the floor, and you'll have no clot....