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LITTLE JOHNNY... THANKSGIVING GREETINGS
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One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Later, he asked what "bitch" and "bastard" mean. They explained that they mean "lady" and "gent....
RETIRING MAILMAN
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After 35 years, mailman George decides to retire. On his last day, he makes his usual rounds. When he arrives at the first house, the whole family ....
WEDDING NIGHT PRANKS
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The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on the....
SQUEAKY CLEAN
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One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big grin. She says, ''Not tonight honey, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I wan....
ZHIVAGO BLEA: GIRL DOESN'T SHOW UP
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Any guys here ever take a Viagra and the girl doesn't show up? It sucks -- you got to go back home and waste it on your wife.....
YO' MAMA IS SO FAT... SEX WAVE
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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.....
PHARMACIST BOOTY CALL... MACHINERY
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You shouldn't be operating heavy machinery while on your meds--except for the machine in my pants.....
WHY GOD CREATED MAN
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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you created me and all....
JOCK BOOTY CALL... BUMP
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Hey babe, are you interested in a little bump and run? High five!....
BRIAN KILEY: PSYCH PAPER
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I didn't do too well in college. The only class I did well in was psychology. My term paper on dreams was actually published. Do you read Penthouse? I....
SPERM COUNT
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How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? If your girlfriend chews before swallowing.....
LSD COCKTAIL
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Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control? A: A trip without the kids!....