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THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT
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Why did the Jolly Green Giant get kicked out of the garden? Statuatory rape of a gourd.....
WHICH HAIR DO YOU CUT?
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A guy sticks his head in the door of a barber shop and says, ''Bob Peters here?'' The barber looks up and says, ''Nope, just haircuts!''....
JACK & JILL
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Jack and Jill went up a hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.....
SOLDIER'S RECOVERY
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A army doctor walked into a room to check on his patient and to his alarm he seen a young army nurse masturbating him. He asked what to hell was going....
PENIS VS. BREAD
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Dad: Son, what is the difference a penis and a loaf of bread? Son: I don't know. Dad: Then remind me to never send you to the store for a loaf....
IT AIN'T BINGO
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Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: A slot machine.....
CONFUCIOUS SAY...ITCHY BUM
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Confucious say, "He who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger."....
NO ARMS OR LEGS
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Q: What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who is having her period? A: Flo.....
DON'T KNOCK MASTURBATION
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Don't knock masturbation... It's sex with someone I love.....
A LIMERICK ABOUT A MAN FROM CALCUTTA
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There was a young man from Calcutta Who spent his life in the gutta. Till the tropical heat Got the best of his meat, And turned his cream....
GROSSER THAN GROSS... PUDDING
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Q: What's grosser than gross? A: Dreaming about eating chocolate pudding and waking up with a spoon in your butt.....
TORPEDOS
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There was this woman who wanted bigger boobs. So she prayed to God and prayed and prayed, and eventually she got an answer -- God told her that every ....