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WRINKLED RIDDLE
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What's wrinkled and smells like ginger? Fred Astaire's face.....
LOIS BROMFIELD: AFTER 30
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Something happens to your innocence when you get to be 30. You've had sex. You've done it a million times because that's just the kind of gal you are:....
CHIP POPE: WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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I found out that my girlfriend is adopted. I found out in a weird way. Last night, we're in bed, and I'm like, 'Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Wh....
MECHANICAL SEX
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How do you know that an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean....
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
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A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous woman eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked th....
STAR TREK
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Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common? A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.....
IT''S AWFUL SCARY IN THESE WOODS, MISTER!
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"It''s awful scary in these woods, mister!" "You''re telling me, I have to walk out of them by myself!"....
SIMPLE MEN AND LIGHT BULBS
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Previous Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb into a socket? A: One -- because men will screw anything.....
LOSER BOOTY CALL... ANGEL
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Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven? 'Cause I almost slammed my hand in a car door the other day.....
JORDAN RUBIN: BLACK GUYS HAVE THE COOLEST LINES
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Black guys have the coolest lines. They have like, 'Yo, once you go black, you never go back.' What do you white guys get to say? It's like, 'Hey, onc....
ROBOT BOOTY CALL... LOST
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Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes--even though I am programmed with a fully functioning GPS.....
WHO'S THE BOSS?
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A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his tro....