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PINOCCHIO AND RAGGEDY ANN
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Q: What did Raggedy Ann do when she was horny? A: She sat on Pinocchio's nose and said, “Tell the truth tell a lie tell the truth tell a lie tel....
THE WORSE THING AFTER AN ORGY
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What's worse than waking up in the morning after an orgy with pubic hair in your teeth? Waking up in the morning after after an orgy with a lump i....
A MAN'S LOGIC
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A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason w....
TY BARNETT: UNNECESSARY BEAUTY TRICKS
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Ladies, my whole point is do not -- do not -- feel like you gotta do these tricks for us. Don't -- 'cause the average guy does not care. Do we? No, we....
MARK COHEN: BUYING CONDOMS
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I went to buy some condoms today, and I said to the pharmacist, 'Excuse me, I need some condoms.' And he said, 'Just a minute.' And I said, 'Oh, that'....
RONDELL SHERIDAN: UNTIL YOU SLEEP WITH SOMEONE
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I don't think you really and truly get to know someone until you sleep with them. And I'm not talking about sex, I'm talking about being unconscious i....
THE RUSSIAN PRETZEL
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Three Americans were up against a very large Russian in a wrestling meet. They were nervous because he had a famous move called "The Russian Pretzel,"....
ROBOT BOOTY CALL... ALPHABET
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together. And it would stand for "user interface."....
JAMES JOHANN: LIKE A MATH PROBLEM
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Sex is like a math problem to me: I work real hard on it for a few minutes, and in the end, I get it all wrong, always leave a remainder.....
VIAGRA SLOGANS
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10. The quicker picker upper! 9. One a day, like iron! 8. Get a piece of the rock! 7. You've come a long way, baby! 6. It plumps when you take 'em....
ANTHONY CLARK: FRIENDLY IN IRELAND
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I don't know if you've ever been to Ireland. They are really the nicest people on the face of the earth. You do a show there, you walk into the pub in....
RON RICHARDS: GLOW-IN-THE-DARK CONDOMS
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They have a condom that glows in the dark. It glows in the dark. Think about that -- in the heat of passion, wouldn't that have a strobe effect in the....