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WORTH MORE IN LAS VEGAS
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A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags and asks her where she's going. "To Las Vegas. I found out there are men who will pay me $400 to....
YO' MAMA IS LIKE... PHONE PLAN
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Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute -- anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.....
MARK PITTA: SEX OUT OF WEDLOCK
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I'm in a relationship right now, you know, crossing my fingers. The relationship is great; the sex is great. My friends said, 'Whoa, you've had sex ou....
THE VAMPIRE
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There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked the bartender for a glass of hot water. The bartender asked what for, because everyone els....
SIN AND SHAME
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Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It's a sin to put it in, but a shame to pull it out.....
SEXUAL CONFESSIONAL
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A young woman goes to church and confesses her sins to the priest. "Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times....
SHREE HILL
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The teacher was checking her student roster on the first day of school and saw that she was missing three boys and one girl. After a couple of min....
LAWYER-CLIENT RELATIONS
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Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex? A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the sam....
SEX EDUCATION
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A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex education class. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of a male and a femal....
STROKE OF GENIUS
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On the drive over to his girlfriend's house, a guy listens to a call-in sex show on the radio. The host is explaining that masturbating before sex can....
THE NEWLYWED GAME
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A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room. When they start to have sex, the wife says that she has something to confess. The hus....
SEX IN ADVERTISING
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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00." A policeman stopped them and told t....