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BILL DWYER: NURSE FANTASY GAMES
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My wife dresses up like a nurse; then, I dress up like a nurse, also. And then, we don't even have sex, either -- we just sit behind this huge, semici....
BOB OSCHACK: SOLID RELATIONSHIP
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During our time together, I've experienced everything from premature ejaculation to erectile dysfunction and everything in between -- not that there's....
WALKS INTO A BAR... DOUBLE VODKAS
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A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day." "Yeah, ....
SCREWED, FOR SURE
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Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't get a visa. One day, she met a man who told her not to dispair. "l'll let you sneak aboard my ....
ICE CREAM
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What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor? A smartass!....
CORY KAHANEY: 69 IS RUDE
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I don't really think anybody gets off properly in 69. Matter of fact, I think 69 is rude. It's rude. It's like saying to someone, 'Listen, we're gonna....
LITTLE JOHNNY... THE MOUSE
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Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed.....
JOCK BOOTY CALL... LOVE BOWL
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Congratulations, you've ranked high enough in the polls to play in my Love Bowl. High five!....
GENE POMPA: GAY OLDER BROTHER
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When I was 18 years old, one of my older brothers, he took me aside, and he told me he was gay. So, I called the police. I said, 'Could you send over ....
THOR AND THE STRANGER
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Thor mopes on Mt. Olympus. Zeus asks him why he looks so depressed. Thor says that he misses the companionship and love of a woman. Zeus tells Thor th....
SEEK AND YE SHALL FIND...
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On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver's ear.....
SMURFETTE
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There were five thousand Smurfs, and one Smurfette, and she screwed each one seven times. Enter 5000+1 times 7 in a calculator to see what Smurfette w....