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A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with t....
PINOCCHIO'S WOOD
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Q: How did Pinocchio find out he had a wooden d**k? A: His hand caught on fire.....
ORANGE ODDITY
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Dan staggers into the shower. He notices that his d**k is bright orange. He feels normal, but he's concerned and goes to the doctor. After a thorou....
WOMAN SAYS, MAN HEARS
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What a woman says: This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if w....
SINGLE GUY HOLIDAY
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Q: If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, what do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.....
STANLEY THE SPERM
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Once there was a sperm named Stanley. When all the other sperm were just swimming around, Stanley was doing sprints and lifting weights. One day, a sp....
WOMAN BEGS DOCTOR
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A woman is at a doctor's office. She begs the doctor, "Please kiss me!" The doctor says, "No!" She asks again, "Doctor please kiss me." Th....
WE'RE STUDYING HARD
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Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost....
THE RICH HOOKER
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A hooker brings a client to her condo on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. The client asks her if she gives good hand jobs. "You see this condo? I bough....
I JUST WANNA RIDE
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What do you call a fat woman who likes men and women? A bisexual built for two!....
SEXUAL SOFA
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An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a salesman. "Is there something in particular I can show you?" he asked. "Yes, ....
NATHAN TRENHOLM: ONE NIGHT STAND
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Have you ever had a one night stand that went horribly awry and just turned into this ugly two year relationship?....