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JEFF STILSON: FOREHEAD TELEPROMPTERS FOR WOMEN
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Women should have teleprompters mounted on their foreheads. That way, we could read whatever they wanted us to say and still almost make eye contact a....
MEDIEVAL BOOTY CALL... PLAGUE
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Don't worry, the plague left a few of my parts intact.....
TAKEN APART LIKE MACHINES
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A young boy asked his mother, "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" rep....
NEMA WILLIAMS: JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND
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My last girlfriend, she was very jealous. She figured, I'm on the road all the time, I'm sleeping with everybody. And I was, but where's the trust?....
ROBOT BOOTY CALL... DROP
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Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh, it was my jaw! Please reconnect it with these bolts.....
PROM BOOTY CALL... KING
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The prom king would like to meet you. He's in my pants.....
SCOTT LAROSE: ADULT FILM PLOTS
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My job used to be to watch adult films and tell people what they're about. People would come in and go, 'What's "Romancing the Bone" about?' It's abou....
WORTH EVERY PENNY
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An elderly, disheveled man walks into a brothel. "I want Natalie," the old man says. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. She charges....
JEFF STILSON: SECOND-HAND PRISON SMOKE
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Our Supreme Court has even ruled that forcing one inmate to share a cell with another who smokes is cruel and unusual punishment. In other words, our ....
TALKING ITALIAN
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversa....
LINDA HILL: CLOSE ENOUGH
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Women, we like to be romanced. We like to be wined, dined -- maybe there's a single rose and some dancing -- and then we feel close enough to you to h....
JUDY TOLL: DURING THE SEXUAL REVOLUTION
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I came of age during the sexual revolution, so I've had to totally de-slutize myself for the 90s.....