Dirty Jokes


THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT
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Why did the Jolly Green Giant get kicked out of the garden? Statuatory rape of a gourd.....
THE LOLLIPOP LINE
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An old lady approaches a police station and observes three women in hand cuffs waiting to go in. The old lady asks one of the women, "Why are you i....
TIGHT, HUH?
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A guy and a girl are in a heavy make out session when the girl asks the guy to put his finger inside her. He does. She asks him to put two fingers ....
UNDERBITE
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How can you tell if you have an underbite? You're eating p***y and it tastes like s**t!....
SABRINA MATTHEWS: NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY
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So, it's National Coming Out Day. I'm walking through Dallas/Fort Worth airport. I got my National Coming Out Day t-shirt on 'cause I'm proud -- got a....
ANTHONY CLARK: FRIENDLY IN IRELAND
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I don't know if you've ever been to Ireland. They are really the nicest people on the face of the earth. You do a show there, you walk into the pub in....
THE RUSSIAN PRETZEL
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Three Americans were up against a very large Russian in a wrestling meet. They were nervous because he had a famous move called "The Russian Pretzel,"....
YOGA INSTRUCTOR BOOTY CALL... KARMA
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Getting good karma requires giving... and giving... and giving.......
DIRTY RAGGEDY ANN
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Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box? A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to lie.....
LITTLE JOHNNY... THANKSGIVING GREETINGS
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One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Later, he asked what "bitch" and "bastard" mean. They explained that they mean "lady" and "gent....
VICTORIA JACKSON: PLAYBOY FOR MARRIED MEN
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Someone told my husband and I that there's a new Playboy for married men -- and it has the same centerfold every month.....
STANLEY THE SPERM
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Once there was a sperm named Stanley. When all the other sperm were just swimming around, Stanley was doing sprints and lifting weights. One day, a sp....