ROBERT SCHIMMEL: IDENTIFIED BY DENTAL RECORDS

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 Added Date: 16 Jun, 2020
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You know what's weird about plane crashes is that you watch it on the news and they say the people have to be identified by their dental records. 'Cause if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

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