PAUL NARDIZZI: PICKING UP HITCHHIKERS IN A MINIVAN

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 Added Date: 16 Jun, 2020
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Hitchhikers see me coming, they hide behind trees. I'm so miserable, I pull over anyways: 'Come on -- hop in and stab me. Let's get it over with.'

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