GARY LAZER: QUIT SMOKING

Doctor Jokes
 Added Date: 20 Jul, 2020
 Views: 7
I tried hypnotism, went to the guy, guaranteed. Snaps his fingers -- 'You'll never smoke again.' Got home, doorbell rings -- started acting like a chicken, so I think he messed up.

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