FOOT-LONG CARROT

Insults Jokes
 Added Date: 02 Aug, 2020
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Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot-long carrot and says, "This one reminds me of my husband." The second woman replies, "Your husband's is that long?" Her friend answers, "No -- that dirty."

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