BORIS HAMILTON: ONCE IS ENOUGH

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 Added Date: 01 Jul, 2020
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You ever had a friend that's only seen 'Star Wars' one time and they're OK with it? Or they've only been to Disneyland once, they're like, 'Yeah, I went when I was 10. I don't need to go again.' Those are the same people I have sex with. I'm like, 'You know, if you tried again you might actually have a good time.' They're like, 'I'm good. Just go.'

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